Chris Pratt's 9 Rules For Living Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off and Might Teach You Something While At It

Chris Pratt's 9 Rules For Living Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off and Might Teach You Something While At It

Chris Pratt accepted the Generation Award at the MTV Movie & TV Awards on Monday night, but took the opportunity to share a few of the things closest to his heart. 

Some of Pratt’s advice was downright practical, like “remember to breathe” and “don’t be a turd,” lest you become a bully by wielding your strength or intelligence against the weak.

Some of Pratt’s advice also took on a religious tone, as he claimed that God is real and benevolent.

Then, of course, there was some more… humorous advice.

Pratt’s list included a method for feeding a dog medicine (put it in a little piece of hamburger)

Certainly he used his speech as an opportunity to share some wisdom with the event's younger viewers.

I have mentioned below Chris Pratt's nine rules for living:

1. “Breathe. If you don’t, you will suffocate.”

2. “You have a soul. Be careful with it.”

3. “Don’t be a turd. If you are strong, be a protector. If you are smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons, so do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.”

4. “When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger and they won’t even know they’re eating medicine.”

5. “It doesn’t matter what it is. Earn it. A good deed. Reach out to someone in pain. Be of service. It feels good and it’s good for your soul.”

6. “God is real. God loves you, God wants the best for you. Believe that, I do.”

7. “If you have to poop at a party, but you’re embarrassed because you’re going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the door, sit down, get all of the pee out first. And then, once all the pee is done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop’s touching the air. Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you’re peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it’s science.”

8. “Learn to pray. It’s easy, and it is so good for your soul.”

9. “Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else’s blood. Do not forget that. Don’t take that for granted.”


* Chris Pratt’s next film is Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, which opens on June 22 and is directed by J. A. Bayona.

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