Bats Hate Mornings
We all have huge to-do lists that we put off until they become huger and we can't stand it any longer, but you know, as a human there are really so many things we HAVE to do. We gotta breathe oxygen. We gotta drink water. We gotta have shelter. And as Batman knows, we gotta eat and sleep. So basically if you follow Batman's to-do list, you'll have two of the five covered, and you probably won't care enough to worry about the other three.