Come To The DARK SIDE
The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a uniform. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theatre for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize - Ice Cream and No Mondays! By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, we've made these Ice Cream well-nigh irresistible.
Come to the Dark Side with this Star Wars Dark Side T-Shirt. Exclusively at Craxy Store, this shirt can only be found here (in this galaxy or one far, far away).